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Saucy Jack and the Sex Trolls
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Saucy Jack and the Sex Trolls are a six strong musically able collective, on a mission to make records that even they want to set fire to. They have been known to play xylophone versions of songs by The Fall and Farrell Lennon.

Our influences are: Phil Collins, Steps played backwards and Tyskie Gronie.

Our hobbies include: Shane MacGowan, ninja magic and drinking ourselves to death.

Saucy Jack and the Sex Trolls' line-up so far comprises:

Stella Quaffing Lesbian Yoko (singer and lesbianism) [sacked hereself before Fliss ahd the chance - the cheek of it! She's sacked now! Oh.]
Evil Mel (bass-player and evilness)
Miss Fliss (guitar and cider)
Chi Ryu (drums and ninja magic)
Page (beer tray and fondness for Phil Collins)
A medium sized tramp who lives outside Bond Street McDonalds (drunken attempts at blowing into a harmonica)
A post-rock tramp dustbin-drummer from outside Camden Budgens
A 65-year-old wheelchairbound violinist from Canary Wharf tube station

We are managed by a New Yorkean ex-Jazz-scenester who has been in the same room as the Velvet Underground and Andy Warhol.
angry song, arguing with page, beating up page onstage, beer trays, burning our own records, cocktails for revenge, crack, death metal pop, drinking ourselves to death, ear plugs, farrell lennon, filthys, guinness anger, happy song, harmonica playing tramps, jazz reggae, joy division b-sides, killing mariah carey, musical ability, napalm death, ninja magic, nu-metal post-rock, onstage fighting, pete doherty, phil collins, playing steps records backwards, sad song, sex trolls, shane macgowan, stefan dennis, tourists laughing at thamesmead, waterchestnuts, xylophone fall songs

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